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Holy shit I'm alive. That's right, I'm alive. I know that comes as a shock to the majority of people who will read this, although I can't imagine many people will since I'm pretty sure about 80% of the people I know don't even keep livejournals anymore. But yet, here I am, alive and well. And what's there to do at 3:30 AM but tell stories? I'll start from... well, I'll start from now.
So, I've quit my job, my car broke down, and my girlfriend just to Brooklyn. This makes my life probably the most boring thing in the world. I mean, look at the last time a livejournal entry made any kind of sense. That's the last time I actually felt like I had something to say. Besides, it's only 1AM, and I am just not tired enough to sleep. That means I'm going to post some long ass recap of the last year or two and there's not much you can do but ignore it or see if your name crops up.
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| This was so good I actually posted it. |
[12 Nov 2006|02:23am] |
 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I bought porn for ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) midnightxxsun (10 points). In July I didn't flush (-1 points). In September I committed genocide... Sorry about that, snl2405 (-5000 points). In November I gave xhanglikea_star a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Tuesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4949 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
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FUCKING GENOCIDE?! Sweet!
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[01 Dec 2005|10:19pm] |
 | You scored as Serenity (from Firefly). You like to live your own way and do not enjoy when anyone but a friend tries to tell you that you should do different. Now if only the Reavers would quit trying to skin you.
Coming on December 1, 2005:
Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? The Sequel
Serenity (from Firefly) | | 100% | Moya (from Farscape) | | 94% | Nebuchadnezzar (from The Matrix) | | 75% | Millennium Falcon (from Star Wars) | | 50% | SG-1 (from Stargate) | | 50% | Galactica (from Battlestar: Galactica) | | 38% | Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop) | | 38% | Enterprise D (from Star Trek) | | 31% | </td>
Which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? v1.0
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This is entirely because I have a subjective morality.
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| This is a really retarded topic to post on LJ about |
[28 Oct 2005|08:58am] |
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So, I was reading all those forums I am always on (you know... the video game ones) and I ran across a "What do you want for Christmas" thread. A bit premature in my opinion, but it got me thinking. I could honestly see myself being in my house on Christmas. Maybe it's because I have only slept for about 20 minutes, but I really do see it coming to that. Too soon to tell, obviously, but... I mean... that's just sad.
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| High School Bullshit |
[29 Sep 2005|04:20am] |
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Give me a couple good stories about shit that happened to you in HS.
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| This is what happens when random people IM girls I know at 6 AM. |
[25 Sep 2005|07:21am] |
Bothermebother: Hey
ItaMobster6: what up
Bothermebother: ur a guy right? i figured from ur name but makin sure.
ItaMobster6: yea y
ItaMobster6: wat r u
Bothermebother: gurl. u got a pic?
ItaMobster6: ummm yea
ItaMobster6: u
ItaMobster6: who dis
Bothermebother: yea. my name is rachel.
ItaMobster6: how u get my s/n
Bothermebother: search on AIM n it was on the list.
ItaMobster6: ooo
ItaMobster6: kk
Bothermebother: but you got no info
ItaMobster6: asl
Bothermebother: www.myspace.com/souldesiredangel
ItaMobster6: http://www.myspace.com/13530812
ItaMobster6: so was good mami
Bothermebother: nothin, jus bored. its so early in am
ItaMobster6: i kno im wide awake
ItaMobster6: what about u
Bothermebother: im kinda sleepy but not enough to go to sleep
ItaMobster6: yea me 2
ItaMobster6: m tryin to chill wit sum one
Bothermebother: yea, me 2
ItaMobster6: word up
Bothermebother: so wat u like?
ItaMobster6: wat u mean
Bothermebother: i mean wat r u like?
ItaMobster6: im funny
ItaMobster6: sweet
ItaMobster6: aggresive when needed
ItaMobster6: wat about u
Bothermebother: i like to laugh and play games, im nice but i can be a bitch when i got to be
ItaMobster6: oooo nice
ItaMobster6: so was good mami
ItaMobster6: u tryin to chill or sumtin
Bothermebother: i dunno, dat depends on if u r nice enuff.
ItaMobster6: hmmmmm.
ItaMobster6: how do i show u if im nice enuff
ItaMobster6: ???
Bothermebother: if i told u u would fake it
Bothermebother: jus talk to me, if u r nice enuff i'll let u know
ItaMobster6: nah i aint like dat im nice as hell to everyone unless u cross me
ItaMobster6: well first of mami u r very beautiful
ItaMobster6: off**8
ItaMobster6: **
Bothermebother: see, u can be nice w/o me tellin u wat to say
ItaMobster6: lol
ItaMobster6: im like that naturally u kno its da italin in me
ItaMobster6: italian
ItaMobster6: so wat nationallity r u
ItaMobster6: ????
Bothermebother: im a lot of stuff, mostly greek tho.
ItaMobster6: ooo dats wassup italians n greeks r suppossed to get along good
ItaMobster6: im joey by the way
Bothermebother: i figured from ur myspace
ItaMobster6: hehe lol
Bothermebother: so... im bad at this playing games...
ItaMobster6: lol
Bothermebother: u wanna fuck?
ItaMobster6: hell yea lol
Bothermebother: wat do u like in bed?
ItaMobster6: as in wat
Bothermebother: like, you like top, bottom, back, front, head, wat do u like?
ItaMobster6: i love giving and recieving head
ItaMobster6: 69
ItaMobster6: n back shots n when a girl gets on top
ItaMobster6: wat about u
ItaMobster6: ???
Bothermebother: im kinda embarrased... promise you won laugh...
ItaMobster6: yea lol
Bothermebother: i kinda wanna take it in the ass
ItaMobster6: yea
ItaMobster6: dats hott
Bothermebother: i did it 1 or 2 times n liked it
ItaMobster6: yea i never got to do it but i wanna try so bad
Bothermebother: ur clean right? n i can trust u?
ItaMobster6: lol hell yea im from oldbridge ma
Bothermebother: u wanna meet tonight? jus for a 1 night thing?
ItaMobster6: sure
Bothermebother: ok... but if we do, i wanna try some other stuff too.
ItaMobster6: like????
Bothermebother: like maybe tying you down...
ItaMobster6: im down for dat
ItaMobster6: wat u gone do to me
Bothermebother: maybe hurtin u a little. ur tough right? cause i bite.
ItaMobster6: yea sounds good
Bothermebother: n i got a paddle... i like to smack asses wit it
ItaMobster6: damn
Bothermebother: damn? i dun hit hard, promises.
ItaMobster6: kk i believe u u gettin freaky n im likin it lol
Bothermebother: if u like it freaky i jus wanna no 1 more thing...
ItaMobster6: yea
Bothermebother: i gots a really small vibrator... can i stick it in u?
ItaMobster6: ummmmm
ItaMobster6: well see
ItaMobster6: lol neva tried nuttin like dat b4
ItaMobster6: kk
ItaMobster6: can i use it on u
Bothermebother: if i can use it on u then sure
ItaMobster6: well den what we w8in for
Bothermebother: ok... where u want to meet?
ItaMobster6: i dont care
Bothermebother: meet at east brunswick hilton on 18 in like 45 min?
ItaMobster6: wheres dat at
Bothermebother: where 18 meets 1 and turnpike.
ItaMobster6: i dont kno how to get in there
Bothermebother: oh... ok... how about nb train station?
ItaMobster6: what about eastbrunswick mall
Bothermebother: ok, sure. thats the 1 wit the ruby tuesday right?
ItaMobster6: yea
ItaMobster6: whats ur numba
Bothermebother: ok, i see you there in like a hour.
Bothermebother: no # cause i jus want this to be a 1 time thing.
ItaMobster6: well u wanna call me on a blocked numba atleast
Bothermebother: wat? so you can make sure im not fuckin wit u?
ItaMobster6: nah i wanna hear ur voice real quick maybe chat a lil on da way
Bothermebother: how u block #s?
ItaMobster6: *67
ItaMobster6: den da numba
Bothermebother: i dunno. r u sure you won get my number?
ItaMobster6: yea
ItaMobster6: lol
ItaMobster6: itll come up restricted
Bothermebother: does it work wit cell phones though?
ItaMobster6: yea
ItaMobster6: plus i have enuff respect not to call u if u dont want me 2
ItaMobster6: like i sed im italian we all bout respect
Bothermebother: i jus hit *67 and it gave me a "call cannot be completed as dialed" shit.
ItaMobster6: nah *67-732-718-9594
ItaMobster6: it should go thru
Bothermebother: all at once? lemme test it wit a friend real fast, hold on.
ItaMobster6: kk
ItaMobster6: im not sum scumbag i was brought up in a very good family lol
ItaMobster6: i have very good manors n shit kna mean
Bothermebother: she's not pickin up so i dunno if it works or if i am fuckin it up
Bothermebother: jus meet me there at 8, k?
ItaMobster6: kk
ItaMobster6: what kinda car u got
Bothermebother: silver civic hybrid
ItaMobster6: kk where u wanna meet by da ruby tuesday
Bothermebother: yea, that sounds good. i'll see u there at 8, right?
ItaMobster6: yea mami
ItaMobster6: but can u plz call me atleast its da only thing i ask
Bothermebother: good. if im like 5 min late im sorry, but if i am late i'll call u
ItaMobster6: can u call either way plz
ItaMobster6: like when u on 18
Bothermebother: ok
ItaMobster6: cuz when u get on 18ill leave
Bothermebother: i should be able to make it work before then
ItaMobster6: when u got work
Bothermebother: *67-732-718-9594
Bothermebother: nah, i mean i should be able to make sure it works.
ItaMobster6: yea dats how u call me restricted
Bothermebother: ok
ItaMobster6: if it dont work call me regularly
ItaMobster6: n u can delete it from my fone
Bothermebother: im gunno go get ready, i'll call u in a bit, k?
ItaMobster6: fare
ItaMobster6: kk
ItaMobster6: call me wen u leave n wen u on 18
Bothermebother: k
So... as of now I am just waiting so that Amanda can call him and make sure he goes to the damn meeting place.
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[23 Sep 2005|03:22am] |
| Your Birthdate: July 15 | 
With a birthday on the 15th of any month, you are apt to have really strong attachments to home, family and domestic scene.
The 1 and 5 equaling 6, provide the sort of energy that makes you an excellent parent or teacher.
You are very responsible and capable.
This is an attractive and an attracting influence.
You like harmony in your environment and strive to maintain it.
You tend to learn by observation rather than study and research.
You may like to cook, but you probably don't follow recipes.
This number shows artistic leanings and would certainly support an talents that may be otherwise in your makeup.
You're a very generous and giving person, but perhaps a bit stubborn in ways. |
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| Some random vin diesel facts |
[09 Sep 2005|01:28am] |
Vin Diesel invented the calculus. Isaac Newton and Godfried von Liebniz are the names of his testicles
Vin Diesel urinates 1999 Chilean Merlot.
When the entirety of the Torah is recited in one breath, it sounds oddly similar to "VINDIESEL".
Vin Diesel invented the penis, but merely perfected the breast.
Sunlight reflecting off Vin Diesel's head has been known to temporarily blind commercial airline pilots.
(Also, Vin Diesel has hair, but it's beauty is too grand for mortals to behold so he appears bald to all but the purest of heart.)
Vin Diesel set us up the bomb.
Vin Diesel can immolate normal people using only his unfiltered anger, this is where the phenomenon of spontaneous human combustion comes from. Anyone that has died of spontaneous human combustion deserved it, as they should have known better than to anger the Diesel.
Oh there are so many.
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| I'm a pimp, I know. |
[28 Jul 2005|08:00pm] |
811,320 descendants
- you're more genetically fit than 69% of the current population - | 811,320.
Wow. You're no Mongol warlord, but when you consider today's evolved
moral standards, you did just about as well as anyone could on this
test. To have that many copies of your genetic code running around in
just 32 generations is really impressive.
You're at the top of the scoring spectrum: you have the right mixture
of intelligence, savvy, and assertiveness. As you'll see below, some of
your lines will die out, but your genetic material will thrive here on
earth for a very long time to come.
A close friend of mine created a program to generate family
trees for this test. It's based on your unique answers. We accounted
for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse,
nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you. Note that you'll have significant offspring with two separate partners; the second of your genetic lines is slighly faded to make the chart easier to read. The second line could represent either a second marriage or an affair:
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 99% on fitnessfactor |
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| Loki Netweaver's Guide to Being Better than Everyone Else |
[13 Jun 2005|07:44pm] |
This is a guide to be used to be better than everyone else, and to, eventually, find eternal happiness in the arms of a loved one.
Step 1: Embrace the idea that people, in general, are 1 step BELOW Sea Monkey on the evolutionary ladder.
It's true and you know it is. The herd mentality has never left this species. We are practically incapable of independant thought. We move together in groups, totally bent on conformity within a group and attempting to destroy that which does not conform. Not everyone, mind you, works like this. There is the occassion anomoly (I'll call them 3-eyed toads) Someone different that doesn't mind it. Doesn't make them better though... that comes later. So far that makes the 3-eyes (and presumably you) the same as any other toad.
Step 2: Notice the FLAWS in everyone.
A major component of thinking everyone is better than you is to not recognize a person's flaws. Look at yourself... now look at everyone else. People are short, fat, tall, weak, ugly, superficial, aloof, self-absorbed and a number of other horrible adjectives. See them. Note them. RECOGNIZE that this means everyone else is at least on the same level as you.
Step 3: Embrace your own flaws.
Everyone is flawed. SOMETHING is going to be wrong with you. BUT, that doesn't have to be the end of your existence. You know what you are good at, you know what you suck at. Personally, I am a loathsome creature, given to over-reactive rage, verbal assaults and a hero complex that leads me off trying to save the world. But I know it, and others know it, and I would never try to hide it. Why not? Because the way people make you feel less about yourself is by pointing out the things you try to hide. Don't be afraid to get pointed at. Don't be afraid of someone thinking you walk funny, or talk funny, or act funny. People will notice anything if they look hard enough. Point it out yourself, put it out there. You are already your own worst critic. Come out and be public about it and no one will be able to put you down about anything.
Step 4: Deal with your issues.
This is really too personal to hand out a blanket answer for. Dating someone isn't always the best way to develope self-esteem and sometimes it is. Working out may make you feel better about your body or may drive you crazy trying to make yourself look impossible. But recognize the patterns. If your relationships tend to fall apart because you invest your idea of who you are in the image of someone else it is hurting you, not helping.
Step 5: Surround yourself with the right people. And be the right person to be around.
Find friends who will laugh at you when you are ok but would never dream of fucking with you when you are pissed. If you are with someone and they don't qualify an insult about one of their "friends" then you should probably be wary of them. You all know me, presumably. I've said shit about just about all of you. But I have never said anything without prefacing it with "He's my boy/girl and I love him/her to death but..." or "Not like it's a big deal but XXXX gets on my nerves when..." You can't NOT talk about people behind their backs. It's venting. But watch HOW you talk about them. Your friends are your friends and that means you have to be there for them through just about anything and them for you. If someone were to turn around and tell one of my boys I was talking shit about him he would know whatever I said it wasn't a big deal. And I know that about them. When you stop making excuses for a friend that is the first sign there is a problem. Also, be quick to back down when your friends tell you whatever you are doing is a bad idea and slow to step up when they say it is a good idea. I can't count the number of times I've almost done something cosmically stupid and would have, had a friend not told me otherwise. But of course friends get dumb ideas too. So your job is to watch out for them just like they watch out for you. No one likes to think they are having a dumb idea. It's a friends job to point those out.
Step 6: On the prowl (Practice makes perfect)
Talk to people before you decide they are awesome. I got $20 that says most of them suck and you just haven't noticed yet. Don't hold every flaw someone has against them, just recognize them and don't trust them to do things that rely heavily upon their flaws. Your cousin with 1 leg isn't going to be your starting quarterback in the next football game... sorry. Your friend with the big mouth? Don't tell her about shit you don't want people to know. When you get to know people though, just about everyone has a redeeming quality or two. Maybe not enough to be a good friend, but good enough to not hate them anymore. Find it, note it, go searching for the next one.
Step 7: The love life and making friends.
DON'T look for mates. DON'T look for friends. DON'T be quick to rule someone out as either though. Just... get to know everyone. Parties suck for this, unless you party with the same people all the time. Classes are ok for this. Work is a good time. Calling people is retarded. If you call someone they expect you to have something important to say. Get screen names, not phone numbers. Talking online is far more casual. Long silences are ok, walking away and coming back is ok, it's like seeing them on the street. You are under no obligation to say anything past "Hey, what's up?" to start a conversation. Unlike the phone, where you have to have a point once introductions are finished.
It's 7 steps. It's Loki Netweaver's Guide to Being Better than Everyone Else. It can work for you, too.
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[28 May 2005|08:13pm] |
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Yeah, I'm using LJ to do this too. A guy I know from LARPing wants to run a Shadowrun campaign. Housemates?! Interested? If so, send me your email address so I can get a mailing list together.
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[26 Apr 2005|11:33am] |
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I don't know if I like my body or my mind more... Something is keeping me going, no matter how tired and sore I get. Neck pains? Who cares? Chest pains? Keep moving. I feel like crap... like REALLY bad, but for some reason I can just keep it going and I am wondering what it is that is letting me keep going. I'm also wondering when it is going to run out, because between the lack of sleep, the overtime at work, the chest pains, the sore throat, the muscle aches, the school work all of it feels like at any minute I could just fall apart... help...
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| Adam rocks my socks. |
[24 Apr 2005|05:06pm] |
try this...
Pick a Band and use only song titles to answer each question
Band:
Rx Bandits
Are you male or female: Analog Boy
Describe yourself: Dinna-Dawg (And the Inevitible onset of Lunacy)
How do some people feel about you: Nothing's Sacred
How do you feel about yourself: Consequential Apathy
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Mastering the List
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: Progress
Describe where you want to be: Babylon
Describe what you want to be: Prophetic
Describe how you live: Decrescendo
Describe how you love: All the time
Share a few words of wisdom: Overcome
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[20 Apr 2005|11:31am] |
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Just a note to all of my friends. Rediculous is not a word. Ridiculous is the word you are looking for. The situation is rarely diculous again, however, it can be subject to ridicule.
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[16 Apr 2005|11:35pm] |
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I haven't had a day off since the 4th...I don't know when I will get one, because my schedule doesn't extend that far into the future. Right now I am looking at about the 26th... Exhaustion just hit me like a brick in the face.
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